It is absolutely astounding how stupid some people can be when they modify their cars. Like, really, really stupid.
We found some of the most insanely dumb things people have done and spent a lot of time wondering if these people have lived long enough to fix their moronic mods.
It Slices, It Dices
Not one, but TWO knives strategically placed to kill and maim. This car has all the markings of a serial killer that thinks he is living in a Mad Max movie.
Just Asking For Police Attention
Ok, this might not be dangerous on the surface, but when you are getting pulled over every ten minutes for putting this stupid decal on your truck, it’s only a matter of time before someone gets an itchy trigger finger. Another serial killer in the making. This one with a terrible sense of humor.
When The Metal Starts Flying
Is is it really that important to have big rims and fat tires? Maybe you just, you know, decide on a different car.
Who Needs An Airbag?
Seriously, who needs an airbag? You want your car to look pretty, right? Plus, those crystals will even out your chakras as they go through your chakras and your face and your head.
Is This Driving Somewhere?
There so much going on here, we’re not sure what to make of it. Does this car drive? It looks like James Bond’s submarine car caught halfway between car and sub. It certainly doesn’t look safe for anyone, including 007.
What Is This Guy Planning On Doing?
Is this, like, a plastic street cleaner? Plastic bristles on a huge comb? We’re speechless.
Uh, Yeah, That’s TOO Low
We understand the appeal of low riders, but get real. This is just stupid. Even with the front wheels down, you’re going to drive under a family in a minivan.
Leaning Forward Is Dangerous
So, your foot is mashed down on the accelerator all the time as you try to hold yourself up? Think man, think!
Seriously, Blacked-Out Taillights?
We get it. You want to look all bad with your murdered-out Malibu. But seriously, your taillights? Those are freaking important, tough guy, unless you like getting your rear end uncrumpled all the time.
Finally Some Honesty
Ok, it’s a minor mod. Really not a mod at all. But it’s stupid! We gave them credit though, they know how silly and stupid it is, and for that we thank them.
The lesson learned here is that if you are going to Mod your car, spend a few minutes, as many as, say, five, thinking about the long-term ramifications of your idea. You’ll be happy for it, we promise.
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